by Admin | Jun 14, 2017 | Humour, Motivation
NUMBER 1 REMEMBER - WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH CUDDLE THEIR TEDDY NUMBER 2 THEY SAY THAT IT’S TOUGH AT THE TOP - BUT ITS PRETTY TOUGH AT THE BOTTOM AS WELL I SHOULD...
by Admin | Apr 26, 2017 | Humour, The Good Old Days
1. When you can vividly remember your love affair with “Beam Analysis by Moment Integration”. 2. When you can remember the room of clerks with flying fingers tapping away on the “adding machines with handles”. 3. When you can remember your...
by admin | Mar 29, 2017 | Humour
It was a hot dry dusty day in a small town, way out in the middle of nowhere. An old tramp was shuffling along the street, head bent and old tired eyes squinting through slits of eyelids. Scanning the pavement for old cigarette butts, coins or anything which could be...
by admin | Mar 22, 2017 | Humour, That's Life, Uncategorized
I admit it – I like to ride a bicycle. I think that it’s good exercise and I like to get out into the fresh air. Let me say at this point that I don’t ride on roads with high traffic, as I think that it’s too dangerous. My riding is on dedicated cycleways and paths...
by admin | Mar 7, 2017 | Humour, Uncategorized
A Breakdown in Communication ? Sean – the Site Manager (of the web page that is) tells me that people are time poor and that I need to make the items short, sharp and snappy So here goes:- There is a large construction site The guys have a meeting and send the union...
by admin | Jan 17, 2017 | Humour, Uncategorized
Here’s your weekly dose of engineering humour: Question: Is there humor in engineering Answer: Errr No Man walks into a bar Ouch! – it was an iron bar Health & Safety Glass half full Admit it Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new...
